"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"

"If there isn't any bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world."

"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"

"I quote the immortal Socrates when I say, 'I drank what?'"

"There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path."

"Sallah! I said no camels! That's five camels! Can't you count?"

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?" "No." "A girl's got to have her standards."

"Yippie-kay-ay mother fucker!"

"This reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head." "That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me."

"So don't be vain, and don't be whiny, or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heiny"

"There is the known and the unknown, and in between are The Doors"